26 mai 2007
Le second plus vieux métier du monde ?
Nous sommes payés pour satisfaire le client....comme les prostituées.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny....like a prostitute
Le client paie cher, mais l'employeur garde presque tout l'argent pour lui....comme pour les prostituées.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's ideas......... like a prostitute
Nous sommes récompensés pour suivre les idées du client....comme les prostituées.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you........like a prostitute
Nos amis s'en vont et nous finissions par sortir avec des gens qui exercent la même profession que nous...comme les prostituées.
6. When you have to meet the client, you always have to be perfectly groomed......... like a prostitute
Lorsque nous rencontrons le client, il faut que nous soyions parfaitement habillés...comme les prostituées.
7. But when you go back home, it seems like you are coming back from hell...... as a prostitute
Mais lorsque nous rentrons chez nous, on dirait que nous revenons de l'enfer...comme les prostituées.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you......... as from a prostitute
Les clients veulent toujours nous payer moins mais attendent de nous des choses incroyables...comme pour les prostituées.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it.....as a prostitute
Lorsque des personnes nous demandent quel métier nous exerçons, nous avons du mal à nous expliquer...comme les prostituées.
10. If things turn out to be wrong, is always your fault........as a prostitute
Si les choses tournent mal, c'est toujours de notre faute...comme pour les prostituées.
11. Everyday when you wake up you say "I'M NOT GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS"..........like a prostitute
Tous les jours, lorsque nous nous levons le matin nous disons "Je ne vais pas passer le reste de ma vie à faire cela"...comme les prostituées.
On aimerait pouvoir dire que c'est complètement faux...
1. We work in weirdshifts.........like a prostitute
Nous travaillons à des heures bizarres....comme les prostituées.
2. They pay you to make the client happy........like a prostitute
29 mars 2005
La faim en Amérique
Les vols de nourriture se font de plus fréquents dans le réfrigérateur laissé à disposition des étudiants de la Faculté de droit. En effet, nombreux sont ceux qui préfèrent apporter leur repas (parfois celui de la veille avec la fameuse "box" qu'ils ont rapportée du restaurant...) plutôt que de déjeuner à la cafétéria.
Une victime a fini par s'insurger sur l'intranet de la Faculté :
"This is to the person or persons that stole my Burger King fire-grilled chicken salad on Thursday, March 24, 2005, between the hours of 5:30PM and 7PM. The salad was taken from the fridge, of course. The price was $4.27. Additionally, this is for anyone else that has stolen food (e.g., the person that took the pregnant student's food and the person that ate only the strawberries of another student's salad...leaving her the remainder minus her strawberries but leaving your cooties).
1. If the person that stole my food just happens to read this, you know you did it and you have no idea who you stole from.
2. You have no idea what I did to the food, if I have any communicable diseases, what I am about or anything else.
3. I have had my food stolen only once before and that was at work. I found out who did it and the person apologized, paid me back and never did it again.
4. I doubt you have enough intestinal fortitude to admit your theft to me. Nor do I postulate you are even bold enough to ever try and take anything from me while it is in my actual possession.
5. I do not claim to be perfect. I have participated in activities that would shock the conscience and been in places where the punishment for stealing someone's food was most severe. But that was when I was younger, before I became a Man of Peace and came to law school. Perhaps you will mature (mentally) and realize stealing is not good. May you pray to your God that you realize that before you find yourself in a place you can not get out of with people that have nothing to lose.
6. If you really knew me you would not have stolen my food. First, you would have known how much I LOVE FOOD, especially MY FOOD. Second, you would have known that if you asked I would have shared with you.
7. You may know me and did not realize you were stealing my food: shame on you! You should not be stealing food from anyone!
8. There is no need for you to hide the truth from me. I already did what I was going to do: pray for us and put this message on the listserv.
9. I have forgiven you and in the future if you are hungry contact me and I will share my food with you.
10. Please contact me if anyone feels the need to steal. I know plenty of people and places that can help you.
Respectfully Submitted,
XXXX XXXXXXX".
L'affaire était d'importance, et je ne pouvais décidément pas vous laisser en dehors du coup !
Bon, si c'est vous, il semble plus simple de cracher le morceau immédiatement...
C'est au coeur de cette noble institution qu'a été commis l'ignoble forfait...